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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"fact":"Tigers are excellent swimmers and do not avoid water.","length":53}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}