{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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