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Beta Corvi or β Corvi, officially named Kraz, is the second-brightest star in the southern constellation of Corvus with an apparent visual magnitude of 2.647. Based on parallax measurements obtained during the Hipparcos mission, it is about 146 light-years distant from the Sun.
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